Jesse James and Sandra Bullock Finalize Divorce

| by Oh The Scandal

It’s done and done: Sandra Bullock is a free woman and has officially divorced Jesse James, according to reports.

TMZ reports that the pair signed legal papers last week, and the documents have been filed with the clerk’s office in Travis County, Texas.

Bullock filed for divorce on April 23, saying the marriage was “insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities that destroys the legitimate ends of the marriage relationship and prevents any reasonable expectation of reconciliation.”

Translation: I’m gonna wash that love-ratting Vanilla Gorilla right out of my hair!

No comment as yet from either of their reps.

And you zip your lip, Michelle McGee. Think we’ve heard enough of your gas bagging, thank you very much.

Good luck, Bullock!