Katie Holmes: No Baby for "A Couple of Years"

| by Crazy Days and Nights

Did you read the interview Katie Holmes gave to Marie Claire? Don't worry, I read it for you because I like you and don't want you to have to suffer unnecessarily. It is a total suck up job from the very first line. "Katie Holmes doesn't really walk; she glides." I seriously almost got sick. Why don't you just say she walks on water and you would worship her. Right away you know this person is going to let Katie say whatever she wants while she shotguns Kool-Aid.

Katie only manages to call Tom amazing once or twice in the interview, although says he is just as big in real life as he in the movies. Does she mean like presence, or the fact he is, like, 5 feet tall at home and in movies?

Date night with Tom? Watching s movie and then discussing it for two hours. Thrill-ing. Oh, and they also play Scrabble, but somehow Tom always wins. Nothing about romance or anything like that. It seems more like class and hanging out with a neighbor.

Oh, and as for kids? Well, apparently they must be having trouble doing what they did last time, because all of those "it will happen soons" and "we can't waits" have turned into "Maybe in a couple of years, but right now I want to make sure I'm really there for Suri. I'm the youngest in my family — my closest sister is five years older than me, and the next one is nine years ahead of me, so I was a bit of an only child, and I liked it! I liked having all of my mom's attention, and sometimes I think I still do."

I think before, she said she wanted one so the kids were not too far apart in age. Oh, and if you click over to the site and read the whole article, they also have pictures of "Katie's sexy spread." I clicked over thinking it was going to be some kind of homemade butter or new cheese spread. Turns out it is photos they think are sexy, but are really five photos and twelve photos of things they want to sell you.