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Surprising: Hugh Hefner Calls Assembly-Line Sex "Making Love"

| by Crazy Days and Nights

Hugh Hefner was interviewed in The New York Times Question thing they do every Sunday. I don't know if this was just a coincidence or they knew that Kendra's book would also be coming out and that Hef should say a few words about his sex life. They also talked about women and ideals, and how Playboy is not doing as well as they once were. But this was the most interesting to me.

Do you take a lot of Viagra?
I don’t take a lot, but I take it when it’s called for.

How often is it called for?
I make love a couple of times a week, and I take the Viagra when I’m going to be making love. I would say, at 84, it helps. It’s God’s little helper.

You’re not paid by Viagra to say that, are you?
No, they get that advertising from me for free.

What are you planning for the future?
More of the same.

Do you really think assembly-line sex is making love? Where is the love? It is just a string of women bouncing up and down on Hef while everyone else cheers him on in the background telling him what a stud he is. Do you think he thinks of it as something else? Do you think his girlfriend dreads when she sees him going into the bathroom and watches him take a Viagra? Does he give her a little wink? Does she have to go to sleep with him at 7pm, or can she stay up later? I know she has a curfew, but does the girlfriend not get up? When he eats dinner at 4pm, does she also?