Bacon Condoms Promise to 'Make Your Meat Look Like Meat'

| by Michael Allen
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J&D's Foods, a Seattle company that has sold bacon coffin and bacon mayonnaise, has now introduced Bacon Condoms that promise to "make your meat look like meat."

Each condom is coated with J&D’s bacon lube, reports

J&D's Foods states in their press release: "Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon."

In an interview with, J&D's Foods co-founder Justin Esch said: "There's no injection mold or anything," but admitted that a condom with the texture of bacon probably wouldn't appeal to most people.

The Bacon Condoms sell for about $10 for a three-pack. Orders will be ready to ship in June.

If you're not wild about Bacon Condoms, then the company is also releasing its Bacon Sunscreen.

J&D's Foods claims that "science has shown us that 10 out of 10 people prefer the smell of bacon to coconut, which makes this the most anticipated new product of the summer."

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