Sadly, two minutes is probably all she would need.
Unsurprisingly, this Tim Tebow fan doesn't value getting it in the end zone.
The most sexually suggestive part of this picture comes via the older lady on the right side.
Linsanity was over by the time the girl in this picture finished making her poster.
Female hockey fans are far too rare to be made fun of. Same goes for male hockey fans, actually.
They're at a soccer game yet, strangely enough, all of the guys in this picture aren't looking at the field.
Who wants to break the news to this young woman that NBDL players make like $20,000 per year? Her mom better get used to sending money.
Because why not randomly lift up your shirt while people around you are watching a match?
What makes it even more over-the-top is that she actually means a real Tiger.