"Fast Five": Unintentionally Gay Movie?
"At one point during the preordained throwdown between the two colossi who stride through Fast Five, Dwayne Johnson rips off his bulletproof vest with the practiced economy of a 17th-century courtesan flinging off her corset," writes N.Y. Times critic Manohla Dargis. "His character, a professional tough guy bluntly named Hobbs, has just found his fugitive bad twin, Dom, the gnomic guru of the Fast and Furious franchise, played by Vin Diesel.
"They are the fast and, yes, the furious. Yet as these giants grasp each other's bulging muscles, their bald heads rearing in the frame with tumescent vigor, it's easy to imagine that they'd like some alone time. They don't get it, largely because the earth might spin off its axis if they did, though also because the director Justin Lin, having come of cinematic age in the maximalist era of Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay, cleaves to the principle of more.
"About the only silence you hear in this movie, amid the crunch of metal and the hard rain of shattering glass, is the one between Dom's ears."