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Angelina Jolie is Normal...and We're Bored

| by Hollywood Elsewhere

I don't know what to do with this Angelina Jolie interview in the new Vanity Fair. She's as beautiful as ever with a great pedicure, and I'm looking forward to Salt as much as the next guy, etc.

But everything she says here is so gracious and settled-down and serene. What are you supposed to do with a q & a like this? She's hot, cool and fetching, and I'm not...you know, complaining. But what are you supposed to do with this?

She loves Brad Pitt in any guise, even his Old-Man-River beard. She and he might do a sequel to Mr. and Mrs. Smith. (God.) She's aware that having too many kids might result in none of them getting enough attention. It's great to be able to chill and stroll around in Venice and not have to worry about anything.

Why didn't they have her talk to George Wayne? At least he would have had the nerve to mention the tabloid stories.