Well, there’s a new red-band trailer for Movie 43, that movie we’ve been telling you about with the awesomely unbelievable, huge and hugely talented cast. If the green-band version was bad, the red is just that with no filter. There are six credited writers and they all must have gone to the Andrew Dice Clay School of Comedy while Bob Saget was headmaster. The trailer comes courtesy of Comedy Central. I have to say, whoever managed to gather all of these people together in the first place should be congratulated and given the corner office. Whoever then managed to waste all of their combined talents should be publicly shunned.
I can only imagine that Ryan Kavanagh and his minions at Relativity have photographic evidence or videotape of misdeeds, nay felonies, committed by each and every person involved.
But maybe I'm just cracked and it's me. I just don't think it's enough to gather stars in one place and have them do the most outrageous thing you can think of just for the sake of it and call it funny. What do you think? Spend the 2:29 seconds of your life required to watch this. Oh and it is definitely NSFW:
The 25 scenes/segments/vignettes whatever contained therein were directed by Peter Farrelly and Patrik Forsberg and co-directed by likes of Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr, Rusty Cundieff, James Duffy, Griffin Dunne, James Gunn, Bob Odenkirk, and Brett Ratner.
The movie stars Banks, Anna Faris, Chris Pratt, Kate Winslet, Gerard Butler, Emma Stone, Halle Berry, Banks, Hugh Jackman, Richard Gere, Naomi Watts, Liev Schreiber, Chloe Moretz, Jason Sudeikis, Terrence Howard, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Justin Long, Leslie Bibb, Seann William Scott, Johnny Knoxville, Kate Bosworth, Kristen Bell, Uma Thurman, Josh Duhamel, Bobby Cannavale, Tony Shaloub, Kieran Culkin, Jack McBreyer and Stephen Merchant.
All I can hope is that they are saving the really good bits. After all, the Kate Winslet-Hugh Jackman scene, (remember that’s the one that supposedly had a Harvard crowd in stitches) wasn’t even hinted at.
Can’t wait til we get a poster! Movie 43 will finally make it to theaters (supposedly) on January 25, 2013. (Same day as Parker.)