Video: Lady Gaga Posts Home Movies, With Her Breasts Appearing

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Lady Gaga posted the above video up a couple of days ago. Apparently it's a home video from one of her recent Christmases. It's got boobs in it. OUR WORK HERE IS DONE. COME, MINIONS OF THE FLESH, FLOCK TO US, FOR OUR SEO IS STRONG.*

In other news, and in an effort to vaguely legitimise this article, we can confirm that KISS' Gene Simmons spoke about the bonkers pop singer in a recent interview with New Zealand's AFP, calling her 'the only new rock star'. We tried to argue. Couldn't.

"There are a lot of bands that have something. What's missing is stardom. The ability to get up on stage and rule, bigger than life," said KISS bassist and singer-songwriter Gene Simmons.

"The only new rock star is Lady Gaga. That's it. She's a star. There are some very, very good bands, I'm a big fan of Foo Fighters, but give me the stars."