Turkish Woman Tugba Erdogan Decapitated In Go-Kart Crash

Tuğba Erdoğan was killed in a gruesome go-kart accident in Adapazarı, a town in Turkey. Apparently the woman tied her seatbelt around her neck instead of using it the normal way. And when she lost control and hit a barrier, the seatbelt ripped her head off. Needless to say, the woman died. OH GOD REALLY CRABS, SHE DIED AFTER GETTING HER HEAD RIPPED OFF? I THOUGHT MAYBE THEY SEWED THE HEAD BACK ON. YOU DUMMIES.

Medical science has come a long way in many ways but one thing they still haven't licked is that whole decapitation thing. Getting your head ripped off is still 100% fatal. It's not like getting the end of your finger cut off. You don't stick the head in a ziplock and take it to the doctor so he can sew it back on. I mean you can do that if you want but the doctor will just roll his eyes at you. He'll be like, "What you want me to do with that? Play soccer?"  They can't sew heads back on. So don't wrap the seatbelt around your neck. Why the hell would anyone do that anyway? Head-scratcher. Oh sorry, that was a bad one. Head-severer is more like it. OH MY GOD CRABBIE SOMEONE DIED YOU ARE SUCH A GIGANTIC ASSHOLE. Why is the inner-voice in all-caps now? Damn.