Tiger Woods’ Ex-Mistress Thinks He’s Already Cheating

Give a cheater another chance?

Certainly Tiger Woods‘ new girlfriend, skiier Lindsey Vonn, thinks so…but Tiger’s ex-mistresses have some different ideas about what Tiger Woods is/isn’t capable of doing!

Former porn star/hooker/Woods shtupper Devon James doesn’t have high hopes that Woods can be faithful, and was “shocked” at the photos of Woods and Vonn that both posted on facebook the other day (I was shocked, too, but only by their inherent corniness). Anyhoo, James says, via TMZ:

“I thought he would have picked a woman who was more petite and not someone who is more muscular and has a bigger head than his…But maybe his taste has changed since Elin and the 27 mistresses.”

“But you know when the pics came out of Tiger and his new girlfriend … somewhere, 15 other girls were going , ‘Huh? I thought I was his GF!’”

Very classy, Devon.  If Tiger’s going to mess it up, at least let him do it alone, and don’t drag your own “good name” through the mud with petty comments criticizing your kinda-ex’s new girlfriend! Right?!