Picture: Nicolas Cage Poses with Guy at a Vegas Liquor Store at 9 a.m.
I present to you, in all his glory, Nic Cage. This picture was just posted on Reddit under the heading "Look who my friend ran into in Las Vegas...coming out of a liquor store...at 9 AM."
Let's not jump to any conclusions though. Liquor stores sell stuff other than liquor. They also sell Red Bull. Maybe Nic ducked in for a can of Red Bull. 9 AM? Need a little shot of energy. No reason for us to assume Nic went in for a pint of whiskey to keep in his pocket. Not that there would be anything wrong with that. A lot of us do that. I mean a lot of PEOPLE do that. Other people besides me.
I have to give Nic some credit. It took a lot of patience for him to pose for this picture. I don't think I would've done it. I would have been like "Get the f*** away from me you normals. I have urgent business with representatives from the Andromeda Galaxy! If you delay me the entire universe could be destroyed! BEEPITY-BEEP-WHIRRRRR." But Nic loves his fans so much he was willing to place the fate of the universe at risk just to make them happy. What a guy.