Walmart Security Guards Kill Shoplifter in Georgia

Some poor schmo found out the steep price you pay for messing with Walmart. You screw with Walmart you pay with your life. This schmo walked into a Walmart in Lithonia, Georgia and lifted a pair of DVD players. He ran for the exit and made it outside before being apprehended by security.

Three guards jumped on top of him and one guard put him in a choke hold. When the real cops arrived possibly to rough the guy up even worse they realized he was not reacting like a living person would react.

By which I mean, he was not reacting at all. The cops checked him and saw that he wasn't breathing and that there was blood leaking from his nose and mouth. This made them suspect that he was dead. And he was.

The guard who choked out the man has been punished by being fired from his Walmart security job. The other two employees have been suspended with pay. Cause they didn't choke anyone, they just helped hold the guy down.

We wouldn't want any injustices to be done here. Meanwhile, a Walmart spokesperson attempted to make it look like Walmart is not an evil corporation that cares about the lives of people.

"No amount of merchandise is worth someone’s life," said spokesperson Diana Gee. "Associates are trained to disengage from situations that would put themselves or others at risk."

Oh wait, that's more like a legal disclaimer. That doesn't mean they actually CARE about this guy. For a second there I thought someone from Walmart had a soul. But I was wrong. Carry on.