Ashley Greene Upset that End of 'Twilight' Means no More First-Class Flights
Poor thing, Ashley Greene says she's not gonna fly first class after the final Twilight is released, because the studio won't be paying for it anymore. Oh my gosh, how will she ever survive in business class? I hope she doesn't die. From Us Weekly:
Being in one of the most successful movie franchises of all time has spoiled Ashley Greene, who has played clairvoyant vampire Alice Cullen since 2008.
"Twilight has ruined me. When this is all over, flying internationally is going to be very hard for me," the 25-year-old actress says in the November issue of Marie Claire. "It is just not worth it to buy a first class ticket, because of the cost."
Says the star, "I'm lucky because my dad taught me to be frugal and save. And that's important because I want to know that I don't have to take an acting job for two or three years if I don't want to and that I'll still be able to make my house and car payments and buy food for my dogs."
Look fellas, this is about as non-story as we're ever gonna put on our friendly website. I spend more time thinking about the correct tire pressure for my Ferrari than I do thinking about the pros and cons of Ashley's flight arrangements. I chose to highlight this particular story because Ashley gives me very pleasant erections, but unfortunately she never gives me a reason to talk about her (OK, besides this). Ashley is as wholesome as a kitten wrapped in a flag baking cookies for orphans, and that kind of wholesomeness is bad for business. She's such a good girl that she makes Emmanuelle Chriqui look like an honorary Lohan. Ash, give me something to work with. Do me a favor and stumble out of nightclubs at 3AM, or get busted for a couple of DUIs. At the very least, give me an oopsie. Don't do it for me, do it foryour millions of potential stalkers America.