Picture: Justin Bieber Gives the Finger to Media

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The tabloids are going batshit today because Justin Bieber ate dinner with a "mystery girl" (picture here) at Mr. Chow in London last night that they'll have you believe is some kind of sadist devil-worshiping hooker with a vendetta against Selena Gomez, but who's probably just his cousin.

Oh, and he also flipped off the paparazzi, that again, they'll have you believe is some kind of gateway gesture to hardcore drug use. To recap: Justin Bieber is not cheating on Selena Gomez while high on meth.

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