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Photos: Lady Gaga's Crazy Outfits at London Fashion Week

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“Hello, in case you haven’t ever noticed me, my name’s Lady Gaga.

“I’m the Queen of gimmickery and recycling other peoples’ ideas. I studied the careers of both Andy Warhol and Madonna at length before I burst onto the pop scene and now will do anything to get myself in the papers.

“Please notice me.

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“If this burka which one of my servants was up all night sewing racoon tails onto isn’t enough (ha- I’m sure PETA will not be able to resist commenting on that – that should get me some column inches), I’m also holding a purse that spells out the word C*NT which I’m carrying with me at the Philip Treacy London Fashion Week show.”

“I even modelled in his show.
“But it’s not about his work. It’s about me. ”

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“Please notice me. Please? … That smell’s my new perfume- FAME – you must buy it and I got a new tattoo on my head during it’s launch because I’m like rilly arty and stuff.

“No, it’s the perfume you can smell- not me reeking of desperation, honestly. ”

“And, now you have noticed me, (because really I’m just misunderstood, like you are) – please buy tickets to my tour and my albums and anything else I’m currently selling.

“Thank-you.”

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