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Paris Hilton Switches to Brunette

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Paris Hilton debuted some new brunette hair while shopping yesterday in Beverly Hills. Don't get me wrong, I couldn't care less about it. This post is more of a public service announcement to all the men, 18-79, who frequent Hollywood nightclubs and don't want to get an STD. That drunk brunette you just met who sorta looks like Paris Hilton that is begging you to take her home? Might want to think twice before going raw dog on her.