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Megan Fox Plans to Keep her Clothes On

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Be honest, when you saw Megan Fox's name in that headline, the first thing that popped into your head was boobs. Boobs, boobs, boobs. You're boob-mad, you are, you boob fiend!

Anyway, calm down with your boob-session, friend, for we bring news that Megan Fox, purveyor of many a boob since 2001, is rethinking her flesh-flashing ways.

Megan told The Mirror that she doesn't want little baby Noah to have to deal with seeing loads of pictures of her in her pants:

"It changes your perspective about being overly sexual in a film when you have a baby.

“I’m going to be more cautious about choosing films because I’m already thinking about when he’s in school and his friends are going to be showing him my photo shoots with me in a bikini and he’s going to be horrified."

"So that will deter me from making some of the choices I made before.”

Hey, fair play to her. Yeah, the human body is a beautiful and natural thing (some more beautiful than others, eh, Megan?) but there's nothing beautiful about being chased round the school yard by bigger boys holding sheafs of printouts of your mum's boobs. Take it from us, that kinda thing can seriously damage you.