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Kristen Stewart vs. Nikki Reed

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Former BFFs, Twilight stars Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed, have totally turned into frenemies. Holy shit, did I really just say that? I need to go punch something. I've turned into a total pussy since my local fight club disbanded last year. From Star:

"[Nikki and Kristen] can't stand each other," an insider tells Star. "They don't even talk anymore. Kristen has never forgiven Nikkie for the fling she had with [her boyfriend Robert Pattinson]. Kristen never confronted Rob about the affair, she just put the blame on Nikki and accused her of pursuing him."

The insider also reveals that Nikki has another problem with Kristen -- her hypocritical attitude toward stardom: "Nikki's the most down-to-earth actress you'll ever meet," says the source. "Kristen acts like she can't be bothered with fame, yet she lives for all the press about her and Rob. Nikki is very vocal about Kris not being appreciative of her success. Nikki is not one to censor herself to avoid confrontation, and Kristen does not like that." (Print Edition - 12/12)

Oh my God, enough! This sounds like the first two hours of each of the Twilight movies -- the only one missing is the sleepy-eyed chupacabra on steroids. I don't care what Kristen and Nikki's problems are with each other, I just want them to go away and stop ruining monster movies for me. Movies like Interview with a Vampire = handjob, while Twilight = Interview with Child Protective Services. I don't want to date myself, but in my day, vampires would burst into flames when exposed to sunlight, not look like they got covered in K-Y Jelly.