What's the most obscene waste of money you can imagine? Buying a return train ticket but losing the return bit? Leaving the window open when you put the heating on? Buying the posh toilet paper? Ahhhh, our recession-hit friends, Kelly Osbourne sees your waste-of-money ideas and laughs in your face. She's got a manicure that's worth $250,000! Next to her, you're a pauper. A frugal, frugal pauper.
Technically, the nail polish is worth $250,000 a bottle, and she's not wearing a whole bottle of it on her nails, but it's still safe to say that her manicure is worth a couple of grand anyway. More than your minging, chipped nail polish at any rate.
Look, we don't know why, exactly, anyone would wear black diamonds on their nails, but there's a lot we don't know, and it's never stopped us having opinions.
Kelly told E! on the red carpet:
Popular VideoThis young teenage singer was shocked when Keith Urban invited her on stage at his concert. A few moments later, he made her wildest dreams come true.
"I've been so scared to touch anything because its powdered black diamonds... worth $250,000. I'm the only person they let wear it, it's in a safe upstairs in the hotel room. I couldn't believe it. I have not touched a thing all day."
We call bull on this claim that she didn't touch anything. What about going to the toilet, Kelly Osbourne? Though, we suppose, if you've got diamond nails you probably also have a professional bum wiping servant. Something to think about, eh?