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Jean Claude Van Damme Claims Affair With Kylie Minogue

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Most of us remember 1994's Street Fighter because it was one of the worse films we've ever seen. Jean Claude Van Damme remembers it for a different reason. HE REMEMBERS IT BECAUSE HE HAD SEX WITH A FAMOUS PERSON. OTHER THAN HIMSELF.

That's right, he achieved the faraway dream so many of us here have, and even better (or worse depending on how you look at it) it wasn't just any famous person either, but Kylie Minogue. Little tiny Kylie Minogue. The practicalities are mind-boggling.

This is what he had to say to The Guardian when asked about it:

"Oh ... who said that to you?" 

"I tell you what, you should ask her. She'll have a better memory. I'm 51 years old, do you know how much I was punched in the face on The Expendables? No, no. No. And let's just say it happened, so what? Who wants to know?"

"Sometimes you let go of stuff ... I don't know, maybe."

"Yes. OK. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair. Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking. It would be abnormal not to have had an affair, she's so beautiful and she was there in front of me every day with a beautiful smile, simpatico, so charming, she wasn't acting like a big star. I knew Thailand very well, so I showed her my Thailand. She's a great lady."

What a charmer. Although we hate to think what his Thailand is. MAYBE IT'S HIS SOUTHERN ECONOMIC HUB, IF YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN.