Back in March we regrettably informed you that Hulk Hogan has a sex tape with someone he can't even identify. Since then, we've had our retinas reattached to our eyeballs and now we report with great delight that he's gotten his legal team on the case to make sure that horror flick doesn't see the light of day.
Some screen shots were released on TheDirty.com and TMZ is reporting they are being told to take them down or else:
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"As you know, should a sex tape or photographs of Mr. Bollea exist, they were taken without his consent and therefore the same would constitute a felony in the State of Florida."
If The Dirty's editor, Nik Richie cared at all about the mental well-being of all humanity he would take them down. Just saying.