Jay Z and Jessica Biel Get Cozy At The Grammys

Oooh Gwyneth Paltrow will be seething with jealousy when she sees this photo.

Erm. Is it my imagination or was Jay-Z slightly distracted as his wife and Justin Timberlake discussed where he got those cabaret-style black and white slip ons from?

Eyes UP Jay-Z, and OFF Jessica Biel’s thighs please.

Jay-Z: “Ooh great. Justin and Bey have gone. I thought they’d never eff off… Hey Jessica, have another drink,” coughs and adds under breath, “Beer goggles I might get a sh@g tonight after all”.

“There you go Stepford Biel my love, drink up.”