Fifty Shades of Grey, The Classical Album

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The CD is called Fifty Shades of Grey – The Classical Album and it’s been compiled by the terrible writer herself, who says: “I am thrilled that the classical pieces that inspired me while I wrote the Fifty Shades Trilogy are being brought together in one collection for all lovers of the books to enjoy.” 

And we’re sure that, were Bach, Vaughan Williams, Debussy and Chopin still alive they’d be thrilled that the masterpieces they toiled over, in their genius, would’ve stirred a Twilight fan fiction writer to pour out three massive novels worth of horribly constructed, badly phrased, hopelessly unimaginative sentences about being rogered. It’s probably what they were hoping all along.