Ellen DeGeneres Makes $1 Million Off House Sale

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Stuff rich people do: Buy and sell houses as easily as guys like myself buy and sell bootleg teen porn from off the street. What, you don't do that?

From Contact Music:

Ellen Degeneres and her wife Portia De Rossi have made an easy $1 million on the mansion they bought from Brad Pitt at the beginning of 2012.

The couple has sold the estate for $13 million - $1 million more than they paid for it seven months ago, according to

The property features views of the Pacific Ocean, a pool, two separate houses and a private beach.