Drake vs. Chris Brown: The $1M Boxing Match for Rihanna’s Heart

| by Alex Groberman

Following their now-infamous altercation at Manhattan’s W.i.P. nightclub earlier this month, fans of both Chris Brown and Drake were left with one simple question: who is the tougher, more hardcore pop singer?

In the aftermath of that whole situation, the only truly injured party wound up being an innocent bystander – San Antonio Spurs point guard, Tony Parker. Yes, you read that correctly – the two guys actually involved in the beef emerged unharmed; meanwhile an Olympian’s basketball career is now in question.

Is that justice? Nope.

Well, thanks to Celebrity Boxing promoter Damon Feldman, we may actually end up finding out who would win in a one-on-one showdown between Drake and Chris Breezy. According to the New York Daily News, billionaire soda bottling heir Alki David has offered to hand out some big bucks to both guys and give another $1 million to charity if Rihanna’s former lovers agree to settle the score with their fists, and not poorly-thrown champagne bottles.

“Obviously they have a grudge. It’s just three 1-minute rounds. No one will get seriously hurt,” Feldman said.

The proposed pay-per-view event would theoretically take place in Las Vegas or Los Angeles at some point in late August.

The best part?

“I would love to have Rihanna as the ring girl,” Feldman told the Daily News on Monday.

Rihanna at an event where Chris Brown is fighting someone. What could possibly go wrong?

(Kudos New York Daily News)