You may not think funny string bracelets could save a marriage, but that's because you're just closed-minded, man. Seriously, man. You've gotta expand your mind and open yourself up to Kabbalahs yarn-based power. From the New York Post:
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, who have remained silent on a marriage split and reports of him cheating with blonde Sara Leal, both spent yesterday morning at the Kabbalah Centre in Los Angeles. According to X17, the two arrived and left separately. Ashton “looked worried” while Demi left out of a side door to avoid being seen. Reports said the couple had been undergoing Kabbalah counseling in recent months. Their reps again stayed silent last night.
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If celebrity history has taught us anything, it's that wearing a little red string can save any marriage. Just ask Madonna or Britney.
In all seriousness though, at this point, if Demi really wants to save her marriage she's going to have to spend less time tying a string around her wrist and more time tying Ashton's **** to his leg. The upside for Ashton will be that since he's started sleeping around so much, his **** will probably match the color of the string.