Is Britney Spears' Fiancee Jason Trawick a Gold Digger?

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Of course the big news over the weekend was that Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are engaged. Which makes this story from Star about Jason pressuring her into getting married because he wants to raid her checking account all the more romantic:

"Britney has been feeling pressure to marry Jason, and she's telling her family that she doesn't want to do it." a Spears family insider tells Star. "Her life is just starting to be normal again. She thinks things are just fine as they are."

"Jason is a gold digger. It's obvious that's why he's pushing her to tie the knot. If he really loved Britney, he'd give her the space and time she needs, rather than be picking out rings and showing her wedding sites!"

Wow, it's like something straight out of a fairy tale.

Despite the 30-year-old's reluctance, Jason, 40, is likely to pop the question any day. "It's definitely going to happen soon, but I hope Britney thinks long and hard before she gives in and accepts."

The only thing Britney "thinks long and hard about" in her life is the menu at the Taco Bell drive-thru.

"Everyone around Britney is acting like the wedding would be her happy ending, the thing to make her happy and stable. But pushing her into a loveless marriage could end up being another huge mistake." (Print Edition - 12/19)

I'm sorry but I'm with Jason on this one. Of course he needs to marry moneybags. Do you know what happens when Britney isn't banging the help? She starts banging the help, that's what. Jason, you better get a bun in that oven before Britney realizes she's not pregnant. Now you can be a gentleman and give her room to breathe, but I don't need to tell you what happens if Britney changes her mind about your proposal -- you'll be on the outside of Britney's mansion gates looking in, watching her new love, Jose the former pool boy, drive the BMW, eat the lobster tail, and throw the cheesecake poppers into her mouth that you -- YOU -- should have been throwing. The closest you'll ever come to the Spears money train again is when you try to get Jamie Lynn to follow you on twitter. Trust me dude, schedule the wedding for tomorrow.