Beyoncé and Jay-Z Celebrate Wedding Anniversary in Cuba (Photos)
Beyoncé and Jay-Z took the five cans of Lilt laid end-to-end to Cuba to celebrate their fifth wedding anniversary yesterday.
Which explains why she’s walking like John Wayne after a ten-day trek on his horse.
The 31-year-old faux-feminist was pretending to have trouble getting down the stairs after lunch at restaurant La Guarida, probably because Hova was stroking his Cuban cigar suggestively over desert, pulling it slowly in and out of his mouth, winking and pointing at her and asking if she’d packed her throat-numbing anti-snoring spray before they left New York.
As you can see, he continued doing it once out on the street, pulling her close even though she was feigning interest in taking photos of their security detail.
Some things are inevitable in life – taxes, death and having to make good on your ‘I’ll do that birthdays, Christmas and anniversaries only’ promise you made on your wedding day.