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Are Katy Perry and Russell Brand Reuniting?

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Since things went so well the first time around, why wouldn't Katy Perry want to get back together with Russell Brand? It seems completely logical to me. From the Mirror:

Russell Brand has flown to Los Angeles for an ­emotional meeting with wife Katy Perry, the first since their split. The couple have agreed to see each other one last time to discuss details of their separation. But sources close to singer Katy, 27, say she has not yet given up on her 14-month marriage to the ­British film star and comedian.

"He has agreed to meet her one last time. He wants to sort things out and finalise the divorce," said the pal. "Removal trucks have been moving his things out of the house they lived in and into a new place that Russell is renting. He needed to be in LA for the Globes too, so it was an ideal opportunity to meet. He is determined to move on. But Katy says she is still in love with him and she still has hopes they might get back together."

Well, I guess that settles it. Katy Perry can't get enough of that unclipped English meat hammer. How else can I explain it? She dumped Russell (I still refuse to believe that he dumped her) because he's a douchebag -- does she really think anything changed? Katy really is out of his league, but she isn't thinking with her head right now. Katy is probably feeling the draft left by Russell's pipe. I believe it was Gandhi who said "you can get away with anything, as long as your hang-low is bigger than your forearm."