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Pictures: Adele Sex Tape to Hit the Web?

| by I Need My Fix

The French paparazzi magazine Public is claiming they have a sex tape of Grammy winner Adele and has released uncensored stills from the film (pictures below). The tape was allegedly filmed by her ex-douchebag of a boyfriend Slinky McSlinkernuts.

McSlinkernuts is upset because she has gone on to be a multi-millionaire Grammy winning songstress who wrote 21 about their toxic relationship and he wants a cut, but isn't getting it. Gee, do you think she was on to something with the album? I'd say so. This is his 'revenge'. I hope his McSlinkernuts fall off if this has any truth to it.

Adele tweeted 'I hate the paparazzi' yesterday. Her fans love her unconditionally despite there being scum like this in the world and she will go on to be even richer and more famous and McSlinkernuts will always be a douche. See how that works?

However Adele has fired off a lawsuit to the magazine with her lawyers releasing this statement:

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This judge looked an inmate square in the eyes and did something that left the entire courtroom in tears:

"We are informed that the French magazine Public has today published images which it claims show our client in a sex tape. Our client has not appeared in a sex tape as it (is) claimed in the article. Our client does not appear in the photographs.

"Such claims are untrue and grossly defamatory. Our client is taking legal action in relation to this matter."