Classy: Charlie Sheen’s Winning Love Doll

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The folks over at Pipedream will do just about anything to keep their names in the news. Especially when it comes to mocking celebrities with their sex dolls. First, they disgusted Miley Cyrus with their Finally Miley sex doll and now they’re going after Charlie Sheen.

The description on the box reads:

“You don’t have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from Mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA. Don’t be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin’ drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!”

Adonis DNA, winning and fire-breathing fists should all have Charlie gearing up for a lawsuit once those phrases get trademarked.

Seriously, who’s going to be purchasing a sex doll of Charlie Sheen anyway? I mean, he’s ripped, but he’s STILL Charlie Sheen!