At first glance the below quote seems to make perfect sense. But then you realise it doesn't. Speaking to her sister Ksarah (or maybe it was Kmary) on one of the many, many reality shows her and her family have made, Kim Kardashian explained that if she was a man for the day she'd have sex with herself:
"If I was a man, I would want to know what it's like to have sex with myself. I would just want to know what it would feel like.”
The problem is, does she mean she'd try and put her penis up her own bottom, or does she mean she'd make a clone of herself before turning into a man and then having sex with her clone?
Hopefully it's the first one.
It kind of reminded us of this quote by Kanye, from back in 2009:
“God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God’s vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”
The conversations those two must have together. Still, at least we can be pretty certain they'll both love their new baby. Can you be in love with a baby, though?