Elton John's Oscars Party (Pictures)

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It's the party everyone wants to go to: Elton John's Oscars Viewing Party! It raises money for Elton's AIDS Foundation, which is a damn good reason to throw a party, we reckon. And because it's held during the Oscars, all the famous people who didn't get an invite to the ceremony or the Vanity Fair after-party get to put on their gladrags and party anyway. So it's kind of like Elton's doing two charitable acts in one. What a gent.

Britney was there, we like to imagine as the guest of honour. We need to talk about the thing on her head. It's a wig, yes, but what a wig, eh? It's glossy and sleek like a chocolate labrador, and bouncy like, er, a labrador. Essentially, what we're saying here is that Britney's wig is a labrador, possibly. She wears it well, though, huh? Almost as well as Elton himself wears those specs.

Jim Carrey is wearing gigantic prosthetic feet. Maybe because he's wacky, maybe because he was hoping to bump into Quentin Tarantino. Who can say?

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian were there, rubbing shoulders with Miley Cyrus and Nicki Minaj and Kelly Osbourne. We can't wait to read a bunch of comments all over the internet from people angry that pregnant Kim Kardashian went to a party even though she's teetotal even when not bearing the Precious Kimye Baby in her wombspace. Seriously, people, she's allowed to stay up late. Especially for Elton John's party.

Two of our fave actresses were there: Jane Lynch and Jennifer Coolidge. We love them because they are always, always funny in every role they play. And nobody wears a tux as good as our Jane. Jen, Jane, we salute ya.

Naomi Campbell and Heidi Klum caused a serious fashiongasm by a.) both looking just too fantastic for words and b.) kissing. BOOM, fashiongasm.

Of course, the big news was that little Zachary Furnish-John was there. That's right, the wee little son on Elton 'n' Dave. He's so cute and we're mainly just jealous that we didn't get to hang out at Elton's parties as toddlers. Somehow it must be more fun even than being there as a grown-up.

Chris Brown was there. Nobody seemed to yell at him. BOOOO.

Flick through the gallery to see: Molly Sims, Petra Nemcova, Laetitia Casta, Pater Facinelli, Benji Madden, Joel Madden, Nicole Richie, Fan Bingbing, Rose McGowan, Carmen Electra, Jennifer Coolidge, Bono, Diana Jenkins, Emeli Sande, Jake Shears, Allyson Felix, Josh Slack, Louise Roe, Anna Paquin, Olga Sorokina, Emma Roberts, Even Peters, Paz Vega, Matthew Morrison, Hamish Bowles, Jim Carrey, Steven Tyler, Topher Grace, Ian Somerhalder, Chelsea Handler, Dave Grohl, Jordyn Grohl and Gordon Ramsey.