It's amazing how, if a woman takes care of herself, she can still look amazing past 40. Take Brooke Burke, for example.
She's 41, but still looks like someone you'd give up a testicle to have sex with. Compare her to 26-year-old Lindsay Lohan.
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The only thing you'd give up to have sex with her is the watch she steals when you leave her alone for two minutes to go take a p*ss.
In 15 years, Lindsay Lohan is gonna look like something that came out of my *ss earlier this morning. And I had Taco Bell yesterday.