Since her breakup from Harry Styles from the One Directions, we've been patiently awaiting the news of either a new song or a new romance for professional girlfriend Taylor Swift. And we're still waiting, but we do hear a funny rumour that she tried to get it awwwwwwwwwwn with Bradley Cooper.
According to a source who spoke to Radar Online, Taylor tried to get her buddy Jennifer Lawrence to set her up with Bradley, but was rebuffed:
"Bradley has absolutely no intention of getting together with Taylor.
“First of all, her reputation precedes her. Bradley is very wary of dating someone who is a bit of a serial dater like Taylor.
“He thinks she’s far too young for him and wants to date someone his own age, not 16-years younger because he’s ready for something serious.
“It was a little awkward for Bradley. Jennifer came to him and told him that Taylor was interested in getting together. He had to politely decline, knowing full well that Jennifer and Taylor are friends.
“It was an ambitious move from Taylor, but she’s going to have fixate on someone else as Bradley’s just not that into her.”
OOH, BURN. He's just not that into her, just like that movie he was in, He's Just Not That Into You! Oh megalol.
We love how the source doesn't need to say that Bradley might also have been considering that Taylor exudes the air of a crazy cat lady in waiting and has dead shark eyes. They don't have to, because we know.
We're sure her management can find her a more suitable showmance. Maybe her BFF Jennifer's ex, Nicholas Hoult? In the meantime, we look forward to hearing her song about Harry. We're sure it won't be irritating and shit.