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Bodyguard Says Britney Spears Pleasured Self in Front of Him

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Court papers filed by ex-bodyguard (the fragrantly named) Fernando Flores have accused Britney Spears of a few quite amazing tales of sexual harassment and abuse including masturbation, rubbing her fanjita in his face and demanding he fetch bottles of carbonated soft drinks. This is quite the story...

I don't know how much we should believe from a man who has a tattoo of Jack Skelton on his arm, but TMZ are quoting sections of the lawsuit, so damn it, we'll do the same.

In what he is calling "repeated unwanted sexual advances" (or, to the majority of teenagers, 'the greatest job in the world') Britney allegedly:

  • In a scene nicked from Legally Blonde, "She was wearing a white lace, see-through dress. She walked over close by [Flores], intentionally dropped her cigarette lighter on the floor, bent over to retrieve it and thereby exposed her uncovered genitals to [Flores]." 
  • This apparently caused Fernando "shock and disgust".
  • After exposing herself, she said: "You know you liked it."
  • "In addition to exposing herself, Spears engaged in numerous sex acts in front of Flores."

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This one is amazing:

  • "After an awkward silence during which Britney just stood naked before him, Flores asked Spears if she needed anything.  After some hesitation, Spears asked him to get her two bottles of 7 Up."

This one is less amazing:

  • The suit claims on one occasion Britney allegedly demanded Flores' belt, then walked in the house and allegedly twice "savagely hit the small child [Preston]" with the belt.

And it doesn't get any better after that:

  • Britney fed both kids crabmeat even though she knew they had serious fish allergies.  The suit claims both kids started vomiting and Spears allegedly prevented anyone from seeking medical help, allegedly telling them, "Mind your own f**king business!"

Annoying how it starts off sexy and a bit like a DVD I once saw in New York and then ends up being a bit Rose West. Apologies if you hadn't climaxed before getting to the last bits.

Do you believe him? I think I do actually. She was completely mental back then.