Britney Spears: Can't Sing, Can't Dance, But Boy, Can She Entertain

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Is it bad that I think Britney Spears is a puppet?

Girlfriend can’t sing anymore (sorry, it’s true) and her dancing is 1/10 of what it used to be. None of her videos show her dancing for more than a second or two, and we haven’t heard Britney’s voice without the heavy filtering in years. In fact, I doubt we’ll ever hear her live again. I get that she’s doing the club thing, with the electronica sound and all, but I think it also serves as a way to mask the fact that Britney Spears isn’t much of a singer or dancer anymore. But an entertainer she definitely is. Even though she isn’t my cup of tea musically, I still want to see her videos, hear her new music and see what she’s wearing…

Love or hate Britney Spears’ “Til the World Ends”? I could have swore when I first heard it that I was listening to “3″!