Drinking and Driving: Christina Aguilera and Boyfriend Arrested

| by I Need My Fix

Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend were arrested in the wee hours of the morning in Los Angeles. She was arrested for public intoxication (who’s surprised, right?) and her boyfriend was arrested for driving under the influence.

There’s been a lot of talk about Christina being quite the party girl for the last little while. I don’t think anyone is surprised this has happened but let’s hope she gets her sh*t together because this biotch is multi-talented and it would be a shame to see her waste her talents.

Christina and her boyfriend were arrested at 2:45 a.m. It says that she is 5’2″ and 100 pounds. I never like to be mean about women’s weight because it’s such a delicate subject and it’s cruel. And while I know that the cameras add 10 pounds or so, if this girl is 100 pounds, I’m 80 pounds. Just saying.

Okay now I feel bad about saying that. That’s so mean. I must go to confession. Wait. I’m not Catholic. Hey, Kiefer Sutherland is doing those Confession segments on TV. Maybe he can hear my confession. And by hearing my confession I mean I will dry-hump him like Jessica Biel dry-humped that workout ball in Jimmy Kimmel’s video.

TMZ is quoting law enforcement as saying Christina was VERY intoxicated and:

“If the driver had NOT been arrested for DUI, [Christina] would have never been in trouble.”

I smell a breakup coming.

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