BP Prepares hi-tech nuclear option if all else fails

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BP preparing 'super weapon’ to avert escalating Gulf nightmare

"In a desperate attempt to stop a huge area of the Gulf ocean floor from possibly rupturing due to subterranean methane gas, BP has ripped a page from science fiction books--the giant oil company is now quietly preparing to test a small nuclear device in a frenzied rush against time to quell a potentially cascading catastrophe. If successful they will have the capability to detonate a controlled fusion-generated EPFCG pulse."

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Article including national security white paper on EPFCG PDF link here