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NFL: Redskins Banks Stabbed in D.C. Nightclub

| by Off The Record

Either you really can’t go out to a club as an NFL player and not get messed with, or these dudes are hanging out at the wrong clubs, at the wrong times, with the wrong people. Washington Redskins return man Brandon Banks was involved in a double stabbing that left him with superficial knife wounds, and his friend in critical condition.

The incident took place at 3 a.m. in the D.C. nightclub “The Park.” Remind us never to pop on by late night to see the ladies are getting crunk.

Police say that the argument started around 3 a.m., and then escalated to where this dude took out a knife and stabbed Banks and his friend. The suspect is currently in police custody. As of Satuday afternoon, Banks’ friend remains in critical condition. The stabber is probably praying to dear god that he pulls through. Big difference between assault with a deadly weapon and/or attempted murder than getting murder one.

The always-prescient Banks tweeted at 1 a.m. that, “park gonna b to much for me tonight.”

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