Axl Rose Sues "Guitar Hero" Makers for Using Slash's Image

| by Crazy Days and Nights

Axl Rose would like all of you to forget that Guns N Roses absolutely sucks now. He would like you to also erase your memory, and think of the Guns N Roses that was good as a product that only included Axl. He sang, played guitar and bass, and then would run around and also play drums. Versatile guy, that Axl.

Of course, we all know that is not true, and that Slash and the rest of the band were the impetus behind the success, and not Axl's overinflated self-importance, ego, or really bad hair.

Axl is suing Activision, the makers of the popular video game Guitar Hero, because, well, they had the nerve to include Slash on the cover of the game after Axl thought they had promised they wouldn't. Axl says he only licensed Welcome To The Jungle and Sweet Child O' Mine after the company agreed to not include Slash.

Well, the company included Slash, and Axl cried like the f**king baby he is and got his lawyers to file a lawsuit claiming $20M in damages. Face it, Axl. You have been nothing since you decided that you were the band. Nothing. I have seen you live since the days of Guns N Roses, and you suck. If you were a real man, you would confront your shortcomings and realize that, if not for Slash and the other members of the band, you would be sitting in your parents' garage telling everyone how you were going to make it big one day.

Note to Axl: The game is called Guitar Hero, not Off Key Wish I Still Had Some Talent Lead Singer Hero.