Amy Winehouse Enters Rehab to Please New Boyfriend

| by Oh The Scandal

Part-time singer Amy Winehouse reportedly spent the weekend drying out at her favourite clinic – in a bid to hold on to her new bloke.

Wino’s new man, film director Reg Traviss, is said to be less than pleased with her boozing, so she checked herself in to The London Clinic on Friday.

According to Britain’s The Sun, a source said: “When she’s not on the bottle they get on brilliantly.

“But Reg has told her to quit the booze, otherwise he’ll be off. She wants to keep him so she has decided to make a huge effort to stay sober.”

Nice sentiment, but she’s more likely to have magical unicorns flying out of her butt than getting sober.